Podcast: Play in new window Download. For all of you lonely citizens of the internet, the Jamhole proudly presents, How to Fuck a Cow. First of all, when fucking a cow, you need to ask yourself, is this really what I want to put my dick in? If you answered yes, then please, by all means, continue reading. If not, I suggest you just listen to the episode, leave a comment of thanks, and move on.
A young boy enters the room to beautiful models that are fast asleep. Without thinking twice, the hero finds a way to wake the cuties. He starts to caress shaved pussy. Thanks to talented cunnilingus, the lucky man managed to achieve reciprocity from the crumbs.
When a calf is born, you will need to determine his or her sex to update you records and decide what will be done with the calf. The calf will be either male a bull calf or female a heifer calf. She graduated from the University of Glasgow in with a degree in veterinary medicine and surgery. She has worked at the same animal clinic in her hometown for over 20 years.
Molly the Cow Every once in a while, cows are awesome. Molly the Cow was just chilling out one day at the old meat-packing slaughterhouse plant in Montana when all of a sudden it dawned on her that she was about to get shot in the head, cut into tiny pieces, shipped to various locations throughout the world and then ultimately be eaten by people. Well this sort of shit wasn't going to fly with Molly, so she decided it would be in her best interests of self-preservation to get the fuck out of dodge while she still could and dramatically reduce her chances of becoming a deliciously greasy Quarter Pounder with Cheese. So she waited until nobody was looking one morning, hurdled the fence to her pen and started wandering around the town of Great Falls. It's hard to go unnoticed when you're a freaking 1, pound bovine, so eventually people called the cops saying that there was this crazy-ass heifer wandering around town.