Tonight from the Palace in Hollywood, California. Comedy Central Presents Mitch Hedberg! Thank you. Welcome to my half-hour special.
I travel with a boom box. When I get on a plane, I stuff the power cord for the boom box into the battery compartment. From an outsider's point of view, it looks like I've got it all wrong. Advil has a candy coating.
I grew up with Smokey the Bear as our family travelled through British Columbia. All these - so called funny posters are a joke and I find them very distasteful. Smokey was an icon and as a firefighter I feel hurt that we have come to make jokes of what was once a wonderful piece of God's work - now destroyed I wish they would stop destroying our forests. Soon there won't be any left.